Another silly little email thingie

60 ODD things about me

1. How tall are you? 5' 5 3/4"
2. Have you ever done heroin? Only the synthetic, imaginary kind...shot in my eyeballs during especially boring meetings.
3. Do you own a gun? Never have, never will.
4. Do you recycle? Absolutely. In fact I just ordered a second recycling bin so I can get all of it out of my kitchen.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I'd actually have to make a doctor appointment to get nervous about it, huh? I'm really nervous about Macaroni's next dentist appointment. A filling AND an extraction.
6. What do you think about hot dogs? What exactly is in them?? Hot dogs may be one of the biggest reasons that I'm vegetarian. My hot dogs are made of tofu, I don't even want to think about what's in the other ones.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? The Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song. I think it might be called "The Christmas Song". It reminds me of my grandpa. "Me, I want a huuuula hoop"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? One Awake tea bag in a venti cup. With milk and sugar.
9. Can you do push ups? Plural? Maybe.
10. Is your bathroom clean? Maybe in one of the corners up at the ceiling.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My grandma M's "replacement" wedding ring is my favorite but I almost never wear it because she was a teeny tiny lady and I am, well, not. The only jewelry I ever wear now are the "easter egg" earrings I got from Macaroni.
12. Do you like painkillers? Only the chocolate kind. I've had two kids and all four wisdom teeth out without drugs so I guess I don't really know.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? If by lure you mean send a guy running for the hills at record pace, I got mad skills. If you mean actually attracting someone, I can't help you. The only interest I get these days are from guys who were still in diapers when Jboy was born.

What happened to 14 and 15??????????????

16. Middle Name? Carol
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? "I wonder what Joss is doing right now?" "I wonder what Ewan is wearing right now?" "I wonder if I could fake sick enough to go home early today?"
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought? This morning I loaded money on Jboy's lunch account at school, bought a Powerball ticket from my friend Evil Eye and a bagel with cream cheese at Au Bon Pain. (I passed the first APB I walked by, thinking that my fat ass doesn't need a bagel but couldn't resist when I got to the one by the IDS Center. Not because the bagel sounded so good but because there was a HOT boy with a mohawk in line! Put fifty pounds and a lot of tattoos on him and I'd learn how to lure. Maybe.)
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: Water and tea. I also drink milk and soy milk, but not really regularly. I had Pineapple Orange juice yesterday. Oooh, I haven't been drinking much lately, but come summer I'm sure I can add whiskey back to the list. Way ahead of milk.
20. Who is your hero? Yorick Brown? Seriously, my parents and Paul Wellstone.
21. Last person you called? I'm the worst, I never call anyone. My mommy called me this morning, and I sent a text message to Kathleen.
22. Current worry? That the cheap charger I bought to listen to my iPod at work is going to burn out the battery.
23. Current hate? Winter. More specifically, blowing snow.
24. Favorite place to be? Second row center at the Piccadilly Theater watching Ewan sing. To me.
25. How did you bring in the New Year? Playing Scrabble with Jboy. And I won!
26. Where would you like to go? Thailand, Japan, back to Scotland.
27. Do you own slippers? I've got a cool pair of slipper socks. Jboy wore my "Chicks Rule" slippers outside and ruined them.
28. What shirt are you wearing? Black thermal hoodie.
29. Do you burn or tan? Depends. Am I passed out at the pool in Vegas or just in Minnesota? The fatter I get the more I burn. Sucks.
30. Favorite color(s)? Yellow.
31. Would you be a pirate? The best. I think all the best female pirates were Scottish, so I'm sure it's in my blood.
32. Are you wearing socks right now? Unfortunately. Come on flip flop weather.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Cake's "Satan is my Motor" and the entire soundtrack from the Buffy musical.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Mostly Big Foot, but sometime piranhas. Really, it was a whole movie thing.
35. What's in your pockets right now? $13.11, my cell phone and my train card/credit cards.
36. Last thing/person that made you laugh? Re-reading Buffy Season 8, issue 2 last night.
37. Best bed sheets as a child? My Star Wars sheets? I think they were Return of the Jedi, but that would make me about 13 years old. Maybe I'm thinking of my little brother's sheets? I bet I had Charlie's Angels sheets? I had Cheryl Ladd everything.
(Jody, I too had a Hollie Hobbie blankie.)
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Having my face chewed off when I was four.
39. Are you doing anything else right now? Listening to old school Green Day and halfass working.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3. But one is just for video games, no reception.
41. Who was your High School crush(es)? Like I'd admit to that. Like you all don't already know.
42. Who is your loudest friend? Kathleen. Heather is probably second, but Kata's got her lapped at least once.
43. Who is your most silent friend? Jboy, but he's not supposed to be my friend. Hmmm, I don't know if I have any silent friends.
44. Does someone have a crush on you? There's a scary little college boy on the train who always stares at me, but he's probably just retarded.
45. Do you wish on shooting stars? They don't even have to be shooting.
46. What is your favorite book? Y: The Last Man. Non-comic would be A Tale of Two Citites.
47. What is your favorite candy? Hot Tamales. That's what I've had for dinner the last two nights. Big ass boxes of Hot Tamales.
48. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Gah, if I ever have to get married I want Ewan and Nicole to sing "Come What May". And them showing up is much more likely than me getting married. I have promised my dad that we'd dance to "Tennessee Waltz" if I ever do get married.
49.What song do you want played at your funeral? I don't want a funeral so I haven't really thought about it. Maybe the soundtrack from the episode "The Message" while I'm getting cremated, Darth Vader style.
50. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? Listening to the dogs next door, who were either trying to kill each other or were having mind blowing sex.
51. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "I have got to buy a lottery ticket today. Working is for suckers."
52. What do you regret most about your past? I don't believe in regrets, but I really wish I had given a toast at my best friend's wedding.
53. What's your favorite name for a baby boy? That I haven't already used: Caleb or Xander.
54. What's your favorite name for a baby girl? Ruby! (even though I'm pretty sure I'll never have another kid I'm not telling my favorite baby girl name. Cause you never know, I might win the lottery tonight and go buy some sperm.)
55. Back to question 41, If you ran into your crush(es), would you tell them how you felt? I don't think I'd even recognize him. And even though he was as dumb as a box of rocks, he knew exactly how I felt.
56. Favorite drinking spot? Lately it's been The Drink. I miss Balimi Bay in Uptown. I don't think my liver misses it though.
57. Favorite restaurant? Tao in Las Vegas! The NYC location is good but Vegas rocks the veggie dumplings.
58. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be? A koi fish. Unless Nathan Fillion has a dirty little lap dog, then I want to be that.
59. Are you tired of filling this out yet? It's better than working.
60. Last question, Who do you hope reads and replies to this? Ewan and Joss. I really want to know what they're doing and wearing today!