Meme?

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Ewan's wife? Honestly, I can't remember back that far.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
This morning, but just the pits.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Reading emails, checking up on my boyfriends Ewan and Joss.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Checking up on my boyfriends, again. I'm too tired to work.

5. Are you any good at math?
Not so much. I got an A in my College Algebra class, but probably only because I flirted with the professor.

6. Your prom night?
I went to prom with Jboy's dad because the dickhead told everyone we were going even though we broke up because I told him I wanted someone else to ask me. Thank goodness we don't always get what we want though, or Jboy could be a blond moron. Okay, prom. I had a wicked tan. We had dinner in the limo...went to the Taco Bell drive thru. And I cut in on my friend's ex boyfriend and his skanky date all night, just to be a bitch. I vaguely remember locking myself in the bathroom with a tub full of booze to avoid said baby daddy. That might have been another dance though.

7. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Yes. And my grandma paid off all but a tiny bit too. And I'm sure I'll be taking out loans for Jboy's school very soon.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
I don't think there's a song on my myspace page. I only go there to read Nathan's page. He's so hot.

9. Last thing received in the mail.
Two DVDs from amazon.com. Into the Woods (I heart this show!) and Serenity in high definition. I don't even own a hi def TV or DVD player.

10. How many different beverages have you had today?
A 20 oz bottle of Pepsi and about 3/4 bottle of water. Planning to down a bottle of Jack tonight at Happy Hour!

11. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
Only when I have to and I always end up sounding like an idiot.

12. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Shayne says "Motley Crue of course!" but I think mine was actually KC and the Sunshine Band. I think I was like ten years old.

13. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Always.

14. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had?
I had my bottom retainer removed after ten years on the same day that I had all four impacted wisdom teeth removed, without drugs. My bottom teeth shifting over the next few days hurt more than having the teeth pulled. Also qualifies as the funniest dental procedure: my dentist had to straddle the chair to get out one of the teeth.

15. What is out your back door?
KK's grandparent's house!

16. Any plans for Friday night?
Sleeping off the hangover from tonight?

17. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
I've never really paid attention to what the ocean does to my hair. The last time I was near the ocean was in Mexico. Even the hurricane was no match for my braids.

18. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Yes, but I only like the Carmel corn.

19. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes, Jboy and I used to go all the time. Can't wait for it to reopen.

20. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
So many times it's embarrassing.

21. Some things you are excited about?
Mary's birthday party tonight. Starting my new job. Ewan's new movie. Hanging out with Ruby.

22. What is your favorite flavor of JELL-O?
I don't eat JELL-O. I try to avoid gelatin because it's made from bones and hooves and other animal parts.

23. Describe your keychain(s)?
A swag Serenity keychain (big shocker), Borders discount card and a Japanese lion/dog thingy. All that for one key.

24. Where do you keep your change?
Mostly in the couch.

25. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Wow, something I already blogged about.

26. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Humid! The football field smelled like mosquito spray and stale beer from our party the night before.

27. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed. My brother is a firefighter, it's the law.

28. Tag three people: I don't know anyone else who blogs so I'll just wander around the floor at work and randomly tag three people. And then run away real fast.