Sunday, November 04, 2007
Nieces and nephew
Shannon dropped us off and went to park. Ruby was fine until we actually went into the little studio and I put her down. I didn't know little tiny fingers could dig so deep. Needless to say she started crying and looking around for her mom. Then Jacob decided that the last thing he wanted to do was get his photo taken. We did manage to get two very cute photos, one purely by accident.
I guess all the stress of the photo session kind of turned me off of taking photos later on after dinner. I got one photo of Katie, Jacob and Ruby and none of Jboy.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Look at the happy couple



Thursday, November 01, 2007
Best. Halloween. Ever.
If you've seen the adorable photos in the previous three posts you already know that we had a really fun Halloween. But, hot damn, today is the best day, like, ever.
After years and years of lurking at my imaginary soulmate's site I finally got a membership...just in time to read this. And this. And this.
Joss has a new show!
I'm so excited that instead of peeing 15 minutes ago I've been bouncing in my chair reading all the news and trying to get a freaking link to work.
But now I really gotta go so I'll try again tomorrow. And I probably should get some sleep, it's after midnight here.
Yea! Joss Whedon back on my television set where he belongs. This must be what world peace feels like. Or a really good back rub.

Eliza Dushku and Joss
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Can you spell Hammer Costume?
Now, I bite my tongue about a 17 year old trick or treating because at least he's not getting drunk on Halloween like I was, but really? two minutes?
We walk through the shit hole that is his brother's bedroom and find at least ten costume ideas immediately, none of which Jboy likes. Pirate, Jedi, ski patrol, knight in shining armor, park ranger, Indiana Jones, even a leprechaun for Christ sakes. I tried to talk him into wearing my mom's old prom dress and going in drag. Can't you just picture the pigtails?
So I was almost impressed when he got home tonight, before curfew even. He was a last minute Ninja, complete with black headband (mine), sword (Macaroni's) and a dust mask that he taped up with black electrical tape. It's a ghetto Halloween in our hood.
I still think the leprechaun would have been cooler, but hey, he was happy.
Ruby Jean, Sock Hop Queen
Oh my goodness. I just watched this again and noticed the look on Ruby's face in the photo of the two of us. She looks scared, cause hey, walking Halloween mask here...but she was actually mad because I wouldn't let her get any of Macaroni's candy. That face says scared but believe me, she was thinking "Bitch, I saw you hide that Peanut Butter Cup."
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
My best friend can beat up your best friend

Shayne is the best best friend ever. I came home from a particularly crappy day at work to a fun Halloweeny box full of sugary goodness. I had just mentioned wanting to get Nikki Sixx's new book, The Heroin Dairies, when poof!, it appears on my doorstep in a box filled with my own personal heroin...Hot Tamales and Tootsie Rolls. Jboy and Macaroni got goodies too, but they had even less self control than me and munched away before I could get a photo.
Reading this book is a trip, so many flash backs to junior high and high school. One of these days I'll have to blog about the whole being a junkie in a previous life thing. I am a lucky, lucky girl.
But now it's time for me to go sleep off this sugar high.

On our way to a Mötley Crüe concert back in the day. Look how much dead cow I was wearing.
And Shayne, look! It's the South Dakota photobooth pix!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Congratulations Bobby and Marie
I have mixed feelings about marriage but I do love me a wedding. Should be fun.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
And now the fun begins
Although now I have to get started on the remodeling plans. Uggh.
Monday, October 15, 2007
It's almost time to get up
My alarm went off again at 3:30 AM, not that I'd slept a wink during that hour, and I got back on the computer. Read some email, checked up on Joss, got 2 questions right on this little test. In other words, killed time.
3:58 rolls around and I go back to the Donmar site. Two terribly long minutes and then boom, the whole computer freezes up. And I hadn't even tried to pull up tickets. Not a good sign. When I get back on the site at 4:02 AM it's slow as shit. The painful, I-ate-way-too-much-cheese kind of shit. The oh-holy-crap-I'm-never-going-to-see-Ewan-on-stage-ever-again kind of shit. Yes, I can be very melodramatic in the wee hours.
So, thinking it may be easier to get tickets by phone, I go to find Jboy's international calling card, only to discover why he hasn't talked to Shiomi in so long. There's no freaking money on the card. So I recharge the card, which is a seemingly endless maze of "for English, press one" and "if this is correct, press two", all the while refreshing the website.
After adding $25 to the calling card I had a very nice, very long conversation with Karen, Indian Tellemarketer Extrodinare, about why the credit isn't showing up and how long is it going to take, it's 4:22 AM in MN and I've got a very important call to make. Finally, Karen was nice enough to suggest that I get off the cell phone and call from a landline. And nice enough not to tell me to get a fucking life.
So now I'm refreshing the website, backing out of error pages, swearing like a sailor and redialing the 26 digits over and over like a crazy person. And occassionally forgeting to drop the city code (I think it was the city code) and getting the annoying "If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again." Moron!
It only took an hour and I only almost screamed about a hundred times...may have sold my soul to the devil somewhere along the line too...but hey, worth it. After speaking to a delightful British boy...is there any other kind?...we've got tickets for the February 12th and 14th performances. Take that, Fate. Really sweet tickets on the 14th too. That's right kids, Sunshine is going to see Ewan on Valentine's Day! Close enough to see him sweat!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Netflixiness
Spent way too much of yesterday in a car...went to a "picnic" in Milaca at my Uncle Sonny's house. My dad's side of the family is always interesting and yesterday was not a letdown. I hate cars though and am still recovering.
Jboy had friends over last night. Not too late, but I did sleep until noon today so I obviously didn't get my usual three hours almost uninterrupted of beauty sleep.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow London time, 3 AM here. Wish me luck.
Netflix reviews:
Following Sean Four stars. Very interesting documentary that follows up with this kid 30 years after the first documentary about growing up in San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district during the 60's.
Alone with Her Four stars. This whole movie was made with surveillance cameras, very cool idea. Not the greatest writing/acting ever but definitely a cool premise. Creepiest part, the stalker is played by Tom Hank's kid.
The Darwin Awards Five stars. So cute I can't even begin to describe it. Loved the quirk factor. Love Joseph Fiennes. Had to dig out Heathers after watching Winona Ryder.
MythBusters: Collection 1: Disc 4 Eleventy kabillion stars. Keeps Macaroni happy without annoying video games and that's always good enough for me.
Tristan & Isolde Three and a half stars. I am a sucker for the star crossed lovers thing and how much do I love the costumes? Still, wouldn't need to see it again.
The Descent Four and a half stars. Way better than I expected. Scared the crap out of me in several places, but wasn't just gross blood and guts. So don't like the US theater ending. And oh my goodness, were the special features hilarious.
Miami Ink: Season 1: Disc 2 Three stars. What I wouldn't give for tattoo show that's actually about tattoos. Does feed my Garver crush though, although Ami ocassionally make me vomit in my mouth and turn it off. He's just so gross sometimes.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Humiliation
We decided we were too tired to try to run to the play so we skipped it and went home to veg in front of the tv. And we were both too lazy to get up to put in 300 so we flipped around and watched really bad television. Like a train wreck, it was hard to look away. Why can't Joss get a new show?
Nothing new going on...I think my new favorite show is on tonight. Lee Pace is delicious. Loved him in Wonderfalls. Jboy and I both loved the first episode and is it any wonder why?
From this article: "Rumor has it that "Pushing Daisies" was originally conceived as something of a companion piece to "Dead Like Me". Considering that Bryan Fuller was instrumental in both productions, that's not hard to believe. And this does feel and sound like something that fell out of the same idea machine. It's as if Tim Burton and Joss Whedon had a love child."
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Not too lazy to link
We got the drywall hung, did the mudding and had the appraiser out again. Hopefully we'll close on this loan soon or I may start shooting herion into my eyeballs. I'm still trying to recover from all the drywall dust that has accumulated in my lungs. Not to mention trying to convince my poor aching muscles that I will never get that much exercise again. Ever.
I had a very busy post-birthday weekend. Thursday night I went to a Chanel makeover with Mary and two of her friends. Yes, I sat in the middle of the stinky makeup department at Macy's and allowed a very sweet but very, very dumb girl to put makeup on my face. I don't think I've worn foundation since high school. It felt like the drywall mud and she practically used a trowel. And, because the fumes must have gotten to me, I went out for drinks afterwards looking like an old, scary drag queen! It was not fun, but the girl time was.
Friday afternoon Macaroni and I went to see Transformers at the Riverview (3rd time for him, 2nd for me. How cute is Shia LaBeouf??? I'm like a dirty old lady watching him) and then at almost midnight Mary and her friend Al took me and Macaroni to see Serenity, also at the Riv. Yes, they showed Serenity again...let's pretend that it's their birthday present to me and not just the anniversary of the original release. They show it every year for Joss's birthday and mine. See, we are like soulmates. Sad, sad birthday party soulmates.
Then Saturday Mary and Kata took me out for dinner. PF Chang's again this year. I made a total pig of myself and made fun of all the drunk teenagers on their way to Homecoming. Here's what I ate: Chang's Vegetarian Lettuce Wraps, Harvest Spring Rolls, Steamed Vegetable Dumplings, Shanghai Cucumbers and Sichuan-style Asparagus. And a yummy rum-something martini. See? Pig.
I'm in a slight depression over the fact (possibility? rumor?) that Othello is almost sold out...and tickets don't go on sale to the general public until Monday. I might not get to see my imaginary boyfriend this winter. Can you feel the gravity pulling on my lower lip? And I was all excited about my new tattoo in Scotland. Poo. But it also means I might not be spending money on a trip to Europe, so I might go skydiving in Vegas instead, just to cheer myself up a little bit. And hopefully drag baby K and her mama to Disneyworld.
Tonight Jboy and I are going to the National College Fair and then to see The Seagull at the new Guthrie. He didn't sign up soon enough to go to the fair with school so I'm sure he'll be pouting that he's there with his mom. The shame! Hopefully we won't see anyone we know. We seriously need to get him going on the entire "my-life-after-high-school" thing. He waits until the last minute for everything. (Shut up! He could have inherited that from his dad!) I just paid a late fee for him to take the SATs in two weeks. Hopefully we'll get him a nice timeline going after tonight, before it's too late to apply anywhere!
And the play...it's not getting great reviews and Ian McKellan isn't performing tonight (which explains the tickets I scored for $2 a piece)...but I'm looking forward to it. We're in the balcony, my favorite. (Unless I'm seeing Ewan. I enjoyed being within spitting/sweating distance of him.) Would have preferred to see Chiwetel Ejiofor in this performance, but hey, maybe I'll see him in London yet.
Not much else going on. Counting down the days until the cruise (52!) and watching Angel so I can sell my DVDs. Damn, Alexis is hot in Season 4. Watched a bunch of Netflix movies that I should review but, remember, I'm lazy.
Oh, and I got my birthday wish. Safe and sound.
Friday, September 28, 2007
All I want for my birthday...

Okay, I also want to win the lottery, have a magic elf hang the rest of the drywall at my house, have KK sing Happy Birthday Auntie Sunshine on my voicemail and, um, world peace. Not necessarily in that order. But I'll settle for my boy getting home with all his pretty pieces.
Oooh, I just figured out how to get the videos I tried to load last week to finally show up. Just had to hit "publish" again, go figure. See them below.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Overachiever
The quality on almost all of these is Extremely Crappy. Annoying little clicking sounds going on. They're all from the little video deal on my cheap camera, which I usually don't even realize is on. Explains the 14 two-second videos I just erased. These were all too cute or funny or something to delete though. Now if I could only figure out how to rotate them.
I've two others that still haven't worked. One is from Jboy's production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream", he played Mustard Seed and actually danced! The other is from Christmas Eve about four or five years ago. Macaroni and his cousins Malcolm and Jack did their own little rendition of Lord of the Rings, or Lord of the Dorks more accurately. Wish I could get them to load.
Photos, links & Netflix reviews. Oh My!
Going for a walk with Auntie Sunshine
"Enough photos, let's go!"
"Move it!"
Happy now.
Macaroni, Grandma & Ruby
My little chef
The oven is shocked...it's not a frozen pizza!
4th grade
He's a senior?!?!?Monday, September 17, 2007
Hope it sticks!
Finished watching Buffy...took 42 days to watch 144 episodes. Actually 146 because I had to watch OMWF and Tabula Rasa twice.
On to Angel now. I have no life.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Friday, September 07, 2007
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Deja Voodoo
He was super excited when he got home yesterday. Four AP classes! Physics! Piano! Piano because they cut Japanese, which sucks, but yea!piano!
He also found out that there will be a Quiz Bowl team again this year. Man, things have changed. I'm sure I was not only NOT excited about my classes but I probably spent the evening of my first day as a senior either nursing a hangover or working one up. I love my nerdy kid.
Okay...Macaroni had a good, although much less "woo hoo" first day of school. He's very easy, teachers dream. He was excited to make Tofu Fish Sticks for his lunch when he got home from his dad's house. I took a bunch of photos, will have to post them later.
I also took photos of the spider in our garden. Ha, I called it a garden. Anyway, the spider has been working up a little nest of some sort, basically covered the top of a dead lily with thick, white webbing. He's been there for awhile and you can usually see him sitting in there. Well, his very artistic girlfriend showed up last night and spun a huge, gorgeous Spidey-style web in between two dead lilies, about two feet apart. Insane. She's at least the size of a quarter, maybe bigger. Macaroni is sure she's poisonous because he watches the Discovery Channel and if you watch Mythbusters then obviously you know everything there is to know about spiders. I ran in the house to grab my camera and ended up leaving my keys in the front door. It reminded me of this photo from another blog I read.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Immune to public humiliation

Friday, August 31, 2007
Wardrobe malfunctions
When I got home from work I discovered that I'd had my underwear on backwards all day. Easy way to make you the Crabby Queen.
Today I'm only mildly crabby, due to an uncomfortable sports bra and a dumb pair of pants that keep falling down. Almost makes me wish it was winter so I could just tromp around in a big fleece snowsuit. Uggh.
I'm going to blame some of the crabbies on the lack of baby K updates too.
Nothing too exciting going on. Might make it to the fair tomorrow with Heath and E and the kids. Taking Jboy and Mandy to see Superbad tomorrow night and then having a sleep over with Mandy. Which will hopefully involve lots of ice cream and pizza and toenail polish and gossip. All the girlie stuff. Oh, and Jboy is supposed to finally buy his laptop this weekend with the help of his Aunt Jenny.
And then school starts. We'll have a house full of crabbies.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Jboy has a new little brother
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Princess party, Nolan and more
Bonus photos of Nolan and Ruby cause they're just so freaking cute!


Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Husband of the Century!
So now, two years after the first trip, we're planning another impulsive trip to see my imaginary boyfriend Ewan McGregor!
Now if we can just get KK's mom to join us...
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Look how hot Joss is.
Friday, August 10, 2007
10 days in
But I've also preordered this

because it'll look so pretty next to this

on my shelf, and invited everyone I know to go see Waitress with me this week at the Riv and I've ordered groceries, twice. Absolutely no self control.
I also took Jboy and Mandy back to school shopping yesterday. We sponsor kids every year, filling backpacks with school supplies. We managed to keep the spending in check, with the exception of a $68 hoodie that Jboy couldn't live without. Even though he has about 15 hoodies already. And I think we've eaten out almost every other day since the first. I so need a personal assistant to run my life.
Worst of all, I'm pretty sure that for every 10 calories I've burned on that stupid @$%$# exercise machine I've eaten 50 calories of chocolate pudding. Usually immediately after getting off the little torture device.
Wish me luck.
Friday, August 03, 2007
My doppleganger
I'd like to think I'd be this brave too, but she's amazing. All of the rescue workers are amazing. Wish my tax dollars would have been spent to repair bridges instead of going to pay for a billionaire's new stadium. Uggh.
Photos from the site.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
The bestest day ever!
Can't believe it's been two years
Another reason it's a bestest day ever...Mary was not on the bridge! She was up in Benson with her niece and nephew. Poor girl is going to come home to a dozen voicemail messages.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
I'll do it tomorrow
Now I know what some of you are thinking. “It’s about damn time, Sunshine.” But really, it’s not that kind of diet. Although Lord knows I should lose weight too, this is a financial diet. I was pre-approved for the loan that I’ve been yapping about since I started this blog and may finally get going on the whole home improvement thing. Which scares me more than…well, something really, really scary. Like Christopher Walken scary.
So, because I really don't want to get a second job, it’s time to list shit on eBay and start painting jackets to sell. And most importantly, stop spending so much money. No more new comic book subscriptions. No more daily Starbucks. No more movies, at least until they hit the Riv.
(Thank goodness we saw The Simpson’s Movie last week! Ooh, and I've already paid for my Serenity Collector's Edition, the Office Season 3 and Veronica Mars Season 3. See, it pays to be a big enough geek to preorder everything.)
No more than two tattoos a year. And no more vacations. Except the two already on my list…and Disneyworld anytime Shayne and KK are ready. Cause I’m already saving for all of those. Gah, I’m not a budget kind of girl. But I really have to do this. This time.
So, August first is the dreaded day. And just to torture myself, I’m going to try to exercise everyday until my cruise. And by exercise I mean riding that silly glider while watching episodes of Buffy. There are 144 episodes of Buffy and 122 days until the cruise. Many, many episodes of Buffy cannot be watched alone (crossovers with Angel, part 1 & 2’s and “oh my holy crap I just can’t turn this off”) and then there’s always watching an episode over with commentary, so I'm gonna aim for 2 episodes a day.
Crap. Okay, see how quickly I ran away from the financial part of the financial diet? That I’d rather exercise than follow a budget? I’m obviously ill. Are there meds for this sort of thing?
The awesome thing is that this refinancing will pay off everything. One big fat loan instead of a mortgage; a second mortgage; a line of credit and credit card bills. The unawesome thing is that a zero balance on my credit cards is probably going to make that last minute trip to Europe or Japan or Colorado that much harder to resist. I have no spine.
So, here are my goals/things I need to accomplish in the next couple of weeks:
1. Finish the loan application
2. Get bids (I’ve already found two companies on angieslist and think one more should probably be enough)
3. Set up an appointment with the Remodeling Advisor I found out about at a local home improvement fair. It’s a program through our neighborhood association. They do an informational visit and help with the collection and evaluation of bids. So what I need, and way better than a husband.
4. Finally upload photos from Shayne and KK’s visit and new ones of Ruby. Not that this has anything to do with anything, I just haven’t been able to do it at home because we’ve got another worm or virus or some such on our computer.
5. Get the computer fixed.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Excuses
Speaking of EN, the Can't Stop the Serenity screenings raised over $100,000! So awesome, Joss is amazing.
I've also been busy tracking my other boyfriend's charitable work, here. Ewan and Charley appear to be having an amazing trip through Africa and it's so much fun to read the updates and see photos and videos from the road this time.
Other than that I've also attended the final wedding of the summer (I hope!); made an appointment for my next tattoo; had a Veronica Mars party with Mary and had a house full of teenagers, amps, guitars and saxophones. Oh, and Macaroni and I went to see Ratatouille. Very cute.
And today KK and Shayne get here! Which is why I'm not at work. Can't wait to see them.

Randy's first Father's Day

Rachel's wedding


Ruby scratched herself with the
The mohawk gets longer, harder to put up.















