Not sure how I ended up here but I found this list and couldn't resist. Too funny.
1. What is the last lie you told? This morning I told Jboy he'd have to pay for his Advanced Placement exams himself, since he didn't find out who I was supposed to make a check out to. I have every intention of paying him back, but he doesn't need to know that. Yet.
2. To your parents? I lie to my mom all the time about how much money I spend. Cause I'm nice like that. Why worry her?
3. To your partner? I don't think lies count after this long.
4. To your boss? Actually I don't think I've ever lied to this boss.
5. If you could have sex with ONE famous person who would it be? Ewan McGregor. In Scotland. On his motorcycle. In the rain. The day his divorce is finalized, of course. Sheesh, makes me sound like I've put a lot of thought into it, huh?
6. What disgusting thing do you do in private? I pick Macaroni's nose all the time.
7. What song do you dance around like a maniac to when no one is looking? Blister in the Sun and Kiss Off and Add It Up. And just about anything by the Dandy Warhols.
8. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
9. Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yes. I think I might have won a trophy in this category back in high school.
10. Recently? No.
11. Porn: high class and artsy or real and sweaty? Do they really make high class porn?
12. If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would you ice? Oooh, nice try. Think I'll take the fifth. Just in case.
13. How? Hitman. While I'm out of the country or on live TV. Definitely.
14. Have you ever cheated on your partner? No. Depending on the definitions of cheated and partner. But no.
15. Have you ever really REALLY wanted to? Hell yes.
16. Who with? Well there's Ewan and that really dumb boy from high school, but those are so obviously. There's the Ohio Boys™ (but just the cute one), Troy SomethingorOther. Oh yeah, the Norwegians with the airplane. And pretty much anyone with a pulse for a while there.
17. What really cheesy TV show or movie do you secretly love? I don't secretly love either of them but I can occasionally get sucked in by ANTM and DOND. So cheesey I can't bring myself to spell them!
18. No really, You ate an entire Box/Carton/Bag of __________ all by yourself in one sitting! Lately? Jumbo boxes of Hot Tamales. They're like crack.
19. If you woke up in the body of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? Hire someone to remodel my house so I don't get screwed again.
20. If you woke up with the opposite sexual preference for the day WHO would you do? *deleted smartass answer about Ewan's wife and a three way, since that's so not the question* I'll have to think about this one...I think chicks are generally hotter than guys but I don't really want to have sex with any of them. Ooh I know, Willow and Tara. Not the actresses who played them, the characters.
21. NAKED you think you are HOT/NOT? Is there a word stronger than not?
22. Thong underwear – great way to avoid panty lines or instrument of torture designed by Satan himself? Both.
23. If you could totally change your name (first and last) what would you change it to? Mrs. Sunshine McGregor-Whedon. (and we'd live in Utah)
24. Do you pop your partner’s zits/blackheads? Now I remember why I don't have a boyfriend!
25. If you all of the sudden woke up a famous singer what song from your youth that you LOVE would you record and release a cover version of? Well Borderline would make the most sense, but probably something by Motley Crue or the Violent Femmes.
26. If you could change one feature with plastic surgery what would it be? Are hairy pits a feature? I would so get them lasered. Maybe fix my dog scar, but only if it was free & painless. Actually, I might not even do it then.
27. If all drugs were suddenly legal and affordable which ones would you take? Add SAFE and NOT ADDICTIVE to the list and I'd already have tracks on my arms. I think I was a heroin junkie in a previous life.
28. If you could name your son and daughter anything you wanted what would you call them? Well I did name them what I wanted (bonus of being a single mom) but if by anything you mean crazy/weird, Jboy would be DILLWEED! (exclamation point and all) and Macaroni would probably be Little Man. Since that's what I call them most of the time.
29. What was your last nightmare about? Icky, icky grossness that no one wants to hear about. And I'm sure I'll be seeing it again tonight.
30. What one thing from your past would you undo (or erase from everyone’s memory including yours to avoid that whole changing fate thing) if you could? Nothing, I'm good. (back to say that I would have given a toast at Shayne's wedding. I'm sure it would have sucked cause I don't do the public speaking, but I wish I'd said something. Except what her brother said.)
31. What really bad habit have you given up trying to give up? Eating whatever I want, whenever I want it. I'm still trying to give up eating whatever is in front of me though, cause most of the time I really don't want it.
32. Do you understand why Paris Hilton is so fricken famous? No, but I don't understand a lot of things. Like Pi.
33. If you DO can you please explain it to ME?
34. If you could wake up tomorrow with one talent or skill what would it be? To make money by exhaling and/or blinking.
35. What is your biggest/most irrational fear or phobia? All of my fears and phobias are totally rational. Totally.
36. How much would I have to pay you to fill this out HONESTLY? Apparently nothing. Damn.
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