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Pushing Daisies

Humiliation

I got ditched at the college fair last night. Jboy ran into a girl who used to go to his school and took off. Asshat.

We decided we were too tired to try to run to the play so we skipped it and went home to veg in front of the tv. And we were both too lazy to get up to put in 300 so we flipped around and watched really bad television. Like a train wreck, it was hard to look away. Why can't Joss get a new show?

Nothing new going on...I think my new favorite show is on tonight. Lee Pace is delicious. Loved him in Wonderfalls. Jboy and I both loved the first episode and is it any wonder why?

From this article: "Rumor has it that "Pushing Daisies" was originally conceived as something of a companion piece to "Dead Like Me". Considering that Bryan Fuller was instrumental in both productions, that's not hard to believe. And this does feel and sound like something that fell out of the same idea machine. It's as if Tim Burton and Joss Whedon had a love child."

Not too lazy to link

Sheesh, I've been a lazy blogger. I'm blaming Shayne's broken laptop, since she's just about the only person who ever looks here. Really though, I'm just lazy. Shush, don't tell anyone.

We got the drywall hung, did the mudding and had the appraiser out again. Hopefully we'll close on this loan soon or I may start shooting herion into my eyeballs. I'm still trying to recover from all the drywall dust that has accumulated in my lungs. Not to mention trying to convince my poor aching muscles that I will never get that much exercise again. Ever.

I had a very busy post-birthday weekend. Thursday night I went to a Chanel makeover with Mary and two of her friends. Yes, I sat in the middle of the stinky makeup department at Macy's and allowed a very sweet but very, very dumb girl to put makeup on my face. I don't think I've worn foundation since high school. It felt like the drywall mud and she practically used a trowel. And, because the fumes must have gotten to me, I went out for drinks afterwards looking like an old, scary drag queen! It was not fun, but the girl time was.

Friday afternoon Macaroni and I went to see Transformers at the Riverview (3rd time for him, 2nd for me. How cute is Shia LaBeouf??? I'm like a dirty old lady watching him) and then at almost midnight Mary and her friend Al took me and Macaroni to see Serenity, also at the Riv. Yes, they showed Serenity again...let's pretend that it's their birthday present to me and not just the anniversary of the original release. They show it every year for Joss's birthday and mine. See, we are like soulmates. Sad, sad birthday party soulmates.

Then Saturday Mary and Kata took me out for dinner. PF Chang's again this year. I made a total pig of myself and made fun of all the drunk teenagers on their way to Homecoming. Here's what I ate: Chang's Vegetarian Lettuce Wraps, Harvest Spring Rolls, Steamed Vegetable Dumplings, Shanghai Cucumbers and Sichuan-style Asparagus. And a yummy rum-something martini. See? Pig.

I'm in a slight depression over the fact (possibility? rumor?) that Othello is almost sold out...and tickets don't go on sale to the general public until Monday. I might not get to see my imaginary boyfriend this winter. Can you feel the gravity pulling on my lower lip? And I was all excited about my new tattoo in Scotland. Poo. But it also means I might not be spending money on a trip to Europe, so I might go skydiving in Vegas instead, just to cheer myself up a little bit. And hopefully drag baby K and her mama to Disneyworld.

Tonight Jboy and I are going to the National College Fair and then to see The Seagull at the new Guthrie. He didn't sign up soon enough to go to the fair with school so I'm sure he'll be pouting that he's there with his mom. The shame! Hopefully we won't see anyone we know. We seriously need to get him going on the entire "my-life-after-high-school" thing. He waits until the last minute for everything. (Shut up! He could have inherited that from his dad!) I just paid a late fee for him to take the SATs in two weeks. Hopefully we'll get him a nice timeline going after tonight, before it's too late to apply anywhere!

And the play...it's not getting great reviews and Ian McKellan isn't performing tonight (which explains the tickets I scored for $2 a piece)...but I'm looking forward to it. We're in the balcony, my favorite. (Unless I'm seeing Ewan. I enjoyed being within spitting/sweating distance of him.) Would have preferred to see Chiwetel Ejiofor in this performance, but hey, maybe I'll see him in London yet.

Not much else going on. Counting down the days until the cruise (52!) and watching Angel so I can sell my DVDs. Damn, Alexis is hot in Season 4. Watched a bunch of Netflix movies that I should review but, remember, I'm lazy.

Oh, and I got my birthday wish. Safe and sound.

All I want for my birthday...

...is for Ewan to come home safe. He's in Iraq right now visiting the British troops.

Okay, I also want to win the lottery, have a magic elf hang the rest of the drywall at my house, have KK sing Happy Birthday Auntie Sunshine on my voicemail and, um, world peace. Not necessarily in that order. But I'll settle for my boy getting home with all his pretty pieces.

Oooh, I just figured out how to get the videos I tried to load last week to finally show up. Just had to hit "publish" again, go figure. See them below.

Overachiever

I'm going to make an attempt at uploading some videos too.

The quality on almost all of these is Extremely Crappy. Annoying little clicking sounds going on. They're all from the little video deal on my cheap camera, which I usually don't even realize is on. Explains the 14 two-second videos I just erased. These were all too cute or funny or something to delete though. Now if I could only figure out how to rotate them.

I've two others that still haven't worked. One is from Jboy's production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream", he played Mustard Seed and actually danced! The other is from Christmas Eve about four or five years ago. Macaroni and his cousins Malcolm and Jack did their own little rendition of Lord of the Rings, or Lord of the Dorks more accurately. Wish I could get them to load.

Photos, links & Netflix reviews. Oh My!

Finally got some photos uploaded. Lots of Ruby and some from the first day of school. We've got an awesome spider living in our front yard, but I haven't gotten a very good photo of it yet.

Going for a walk with Auntie Sunshine

"Enough photos, let's go!"

"Move it!"

Happy now.

Macaroni, Grandma & Ruby

I love the drawing in the background, it's Macaroni and Paul Wellstone.

My little chef

The oven is shocked...it's not a frozen pizza!

Macaroni was very proud of his Tofu Fish Sticks from

the Vegan Lunchbox & his cool new lunchbox

4th grade

He's a senior?!?!?

That blob is our spider. We need a name for her.

Not much else going on. Freaking out about the loan because we need to hang a shit load of drywall before we can close, and although I subscribe to This Old House and have a mad crush on Norm Abram, I don't know how to fix anything.

I'm reading The Killer Angels and really loving it. Counting down the days until the cruise and kind of half assed planning the trip to Europe. It doesn't sound like Heather (and maybe her friend Angie) can make it for Hogmanay but maybe we can hit Up Helly Aa instead. Although that's more than twice what I wanted to spend on a tour it sure looks like a blast. It all depends on when we get tickets to Othello. I may end up going all alone.

Netflix reviews:

Origin: Spirits of the Past

It was pretty good, 3 stars. We really like Japanese anime but this one had a sort of dumb ending.

Sudden Manhattan

I loved the late Adrienne Shelly in Waitress so I rented this one, which she also wrote, directed and starred in. Very cute, quirky movie...four and a half stars...and this dude looks a lot like Nathan. Who I really want to see in a beard now.

Mystery Train

Five stars, loved this one. Jboy loved all the Japanese and you can never go wrong with Buscemi. Favorite quote: "You got any more of those Japanese plums? Or other exotic fruits from around the world?"

Hope it sticks!

I quit drinking soda to help my imaginary boyfriend stop smoking, by osmosis or something. Very cute little interview of him here talking about how he quit.

Finished watching Buffy...took 42 days to watch 144 episodes. Actually 146 because I had to watch OMWF and Tabula Rasa twice.

On to Angel now. I have no life.

Happy Birthday Mandy!

Sweet Seventeen this year. Crappy photo from her scavenger hunt party last year.

TIME agrees

100 Best TV Shows of All-TIME

Deja Voodoo

It just hit me that Jboy is a senior at my old high school. I've been well aware of the fact that he's a senior and that I'm freaking old, but I just realized that he's sitting in the same building, eating in the same lunchroom, might even have the same locker. Too. F'ing. Weird.

He was super excited when he got home yesterday. Four AP classes! Physics! Piano! Piano because they cut Japanese, which sucks, but yea!piano!

He also found out that there will be a Quiz Bowl team again this year. Man, things have changed. I'm sure I was not only NOT excited about my classes but I probably spent the evening of my first day as a senior either nursing a hangover or working one up. I love my nerdy kid.



Okay...Macaroni had a good, although much less "woo hoo" first day of school. He's very easy, teachers dream. He was excited to make Tofu Fish Sticks for his lunch when he got home from his dad's house. I took a bunch of photos, will have to post them later.

I also took photos of the spider in our garden. Ha, I called it a garden. Anyway, the spider has been working up a little nest of some sort, basically covered the top of a dead lily with thick, white webbing. He's been there for awhile and you can usually see him sitting in there. Well, his very artistic girlfriend showed up last night and spun a huge, gorgeous Spidey-style web in between two dead lilies, about two feet apart. Insane. She's at least the size of a quarter, maybe bigger. Macaroni is sure she's poisonous because he watches the Discovery Channel and if you watch Mythbusters then obviously you know everything there is to know about spiders. I ran in the house to grab my camera and ended up leaving my keys in the front door. It reminded me of this photo from another blog I read.

I'll be in my bunk

My imaginary boyfriend at the Venice Film Festival. He's so pretty! More here.

Immune to public humiliation

So I just re-read my post from the beginning of August. The one in which I thought stating my goals out loud would help me follow through with them. The only thing on the list that I've actually been doing is watching Buffy. Like a heroin addict. And I'm not exercising while I watch either, because that stupid glider is so squeaky I can't hear all of the hilarious dialog.

Jboy is a little worried about me. It hasn't even been a month and I've watched 108 episodes. Watched 14 of them on Saturday. Buffy is like crack, especially when your arthritis hurts and you're crabby and don't want to look at another human being. Except James Marsters.

I have done everything I can for the loan, just waiting for the underwriter now.

Besides hanging out in Sunnydale, I spent the weekend with Mandy and Jboy. We went to the dreaded Mall on Saturday night to see Superbad and were all so tired when we got home that we just crashed. No girlie sleep over stuff. Mandy worked Sunday and then yesterday the three of us went back to the Mall for a little last minute school shopping. Jboy got a couple of cute shirts/sweaters. He's very into stripes this year. Mandy tried on lots of jeans, shirts, shoes and bras and we ended up spending an obscene amount of money on a pair of jeans, which is both her back to school and birthday present. And still obscene.

Last night I got a very special delivery that is now on it's way to my bestest friend. And then I watched more Buffies.

Netflix review: Macaroni would have to write the reviews because all we've been Netflixing lately is Mythbusters. I love that he loves this show. Nerds are hot.

Superbad was very funny and completely inappropriate for me to be watching with Mandy and Jboy. Nobody should have to watch this movie with their parents. Starts out with a conversation about porn and never slows down. It kind of reminded me of watching Weird Science with Shayne and Shannon and Lisa after stumbling home from a party in high school, but in a really dirty Colin Ferrell kind of way. There's a whole peni$ montage that almost had me crying I was laughing so hard. I think my opinion of the movie may have been way different if the kids weren't with but I loved it. Mandy and Jboy did too. And how freaking cute are these kids?

Wardrobe malfunctions

I was so crabby yesterday. All day, super crabby. If there were awards for crabbiness, I would have won hands down. I thought maybe it was because we were swamped at work and I was running out to see client's all day. Or the fact that I haven't had more than five hours of uninterrupted sleep in months. Or that Laverne is in town and she's such a pain in the ass lately. Nope, wasn't any of those things.

When I got home from work I discovered that I'd had my underwear on backwards all day. Easy way to make you the Crabby Queen.

Today I'm only mildly crabby, due to an uncomfortable sports bra and a dumb pair of pants that keep falling down. Almost makes me wish it was winter so I could just tromp around in a big fleece snowsuit. Uggh.

I'm going to blame some of the crabbies on the lack of baby K updates too.

Nothing too exciting going on. Might make it to the fair tomorrow with Heath and E and the kids. Taking Jboy and Mandy to see Superbad tomorrow night and then having a sleep over with Mandy. Which will hopefully involve lots of ice cream and pizza and toenail polish and gossip. All the girlie stuff. Oh, and Jboy is supposed to finally buy his laptop this weekend with the help of his Aunt Jenny.

And then school starts. We'll have a house full of crabbies.

Jboy has a new little brother

Cole Alexander was born on Sunday. He was tiny, under seven pounds, but thankfully all healthy.

Princess party, Nolan and more

Mandy's birthday party was last weekend. Princess theme and then some. She rented one of those huge bounce houses and a snocone machine. Very fun and look!, my boys were good sports and dressed up. Well, we all wore crowns, guess you can't really see Macaroni's. Davey and Hol in the second photo.

Bonus photos of Nolan and Ruby cause they're just so freaking cute!

Husband of the Century!

I babysat the adorable Nolan last night and was chatting with Heath and E when they dropped him off. And, much to MasterCard's delight, E actually talked Heath into going to Europe with me this winter. I take back everything I've ever said about husbands. Although E (and my other "H" friend's husband Lannie) never really fell into the "why on Earth would anyone want a husband" category. He rocks.



So now, two years after the first trip, we're planning another impulsive trip to see my imaginary boyfriend Ewan McGregor!



Now if we can just get KK's mom to join us...

Look how hot Joss is.

I think this is my all time favorite photo of him. He's on the far right, but just in the photo. Equality Now Annual Report.

10 days in

So I'm ten days into my little financial diet/self improvement experiment, aka "let's try to shrink Sunny's ulcer!", aka "another excuse to rewatch Buffy", and so far all I've managed to do is keep to my one tea from Starbucks pledge and watch all of BtVS Season One.

But I've also preordered this



because it'll look so pretty next to this

on my shelf, and invited everyone I know to go see Waitress with me this week at the Riv and I've ordered groceries, twice. Absolutely no self control.

I also took Jboy and Mandy back to school shopping yesterday. We sponsor kids every year, filling backpacks with school supplies. We managed to keep the spending in check, with the exception of a $68 hoodie that Jboy couldn't live without. Even though he has about 15 hoodies already. And I think we've eaten out almost every other day since the first. I so need a personal assistant to run my life.

Worst of all, I'm pretty sure that for every 10 calories I've burned on that stupid @$%$# exercise machine I've eaten 50 calories of chocolate pudding. Usually immediately after getting off the little torture device.

Wish me luck.

My doppleganger

Is it still a doppleganger if it's just the same name? Anyhoo...

I'd like to think I'd be this brave too, but she's amazing. All of the rescue workers are amazing. Wish my tax dollars would have been spent to repair bridges instead of going to pay for a billionaire's new stadium. Uggh.

Photos from the site.

The bestest day ever!

Happy Birthday KK!

Can't believe it's been two years

Another reason it's a bestest day ever...Mary was not on the bridge! She was up in Benson with her niece and nephew. Poor girl is going to come home to a dozen voicemail messages.